radiobee:

coffee-and-rainsticks:

Book borrowing is the biggest form of true love it’s like, “Here’s a piece of my soul that I think you would enjoy.” 

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major-trouble:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

That’s fucking brilliant.

punkmothra:

my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”

hey-sass-butt:

scuttlebuggy:

trashchocolate:

55595472:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

the-half-boy:

I LIKE IT

I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.

HOW DO I AUDITION 

dream job

$29 TICKETS

lawb0y:

premiium:

critink:

force-recon:

*Unemployed^

Let’s go through the list, shall we?

  • Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.
  • Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.
  • Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro”  (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.
  • Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.

reblogging for the well researched and accurate shut down, good work mate

i also read somewhere that rick is a cancer survivor and started getting the tattooes thinking “fuck it im gonna die anyway” and survived

injured-fallen-angel:

dean-rising-demon:

funnyandhilarious:

The Most Passive Aggressive German Invasion

no guys you don’t understand what this means: when germany wins a football game many germans pass the border honking and with about ten little flags fixed at their car. when germany loses a game many dutch people drive through german towns close to the netherlands with their cars painted with their flag. AND YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THERE IS A GAME BETWEEN NETHERLANDS AND GERMANY BECAUSE THE PEOPLE LITERALLY DRIVE CRAZY. I KNOW SOME PEOPLE WHO REALLY LEAVE THEIR ROOM AFTER THEIR TEAM MADE A GOAL TO DRIVE TO THE OTHER COUNTRY TO ANNOY THEIR NEIGHBOURING COUNTRY

What the fuck i didnt knew this and i live in germany

mclaughlane:

riverclans:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

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Fuck fuck fuckity fuck

dicks

ohhowiloveunicorns:

I’m scared to come out as bi to my family in case they say it’s fake or I’m just confused so id love to have some people who agree with me so I can prove it